In case you missed it, here are some highlights from Monday's event (sponsored by CU Republicans):

• "I think we've had enough of this experiment with women's suffrage"
• "I'll give up my right to vote if you give it up first!"
• "Now remember, in this scenario ... we're still the ones with the guns." (re: Women getting men to vote the way they want)
• "At least I got as warm a welcome as Ahmadinejad."
• Q: What's the one thing you regret most having said? A: Well, I said something nice about Hillary once.
• "Republicans get yelled at for chosing a VP with the middle name 'Danforth' because it sounds too elitist. And liberals choose a 'Hussein' to run for Preisdent."
• "You want unity? Come over to my side! Then we'll be unified."
• "If waterbording were torture, then people would stop electing to have it done to them to prove that it isn't. If we were talking about cutting off limbs, we wouldn't be having this conversation."
• "When I heard rumors -- that were later proved false -- that interrogators at Gitmo were flushing the Qur'an down the toilet, my first resposne was, 'They have flushing toilets at Gitmo?'"