This kind of late, but remember those Somali pirates who took a U.S. ship captain hostage? Remember when President Obama ordered the Navy to blow off said pirates' heads if they threatened to harm the captain? Yea, I do too. Wasn't it awesome, in a "well I'm sad that the Somali fishermen have to go to these lengths to survive, but don't mess with America!" kind of way? Well, apparently right wing pundits like Rush Limbaugh found room to criticize Obama for his performance, going so far as to call him a dog, and Middle Eastern historian Juan Cole puts in his two-cents in this hilarious blog post.